Welcome to the site

We finally created a website. This means that we are real in the eyes of corporations, which is great for us because we can’t wait to sell out to those guys. If you’re a corpo and you’re reading this, we like you and your product is important to us.

If you’re a fan or a friend and you’re reading this, welcome to the scorch. This is becoming our full-time jobs at this point, so we’re gonna get you guys more content more regularly. And if the website breaks or if something doesn’t look right, you can use this to contact us and let us know. Alternatively, if you’re inspired by our moxie and you want to collaborate, this is a great place to do that as well. Mostly it’s an attempt to fix our SEO—currently a Google search for “the Banana Channel” yields a lot of results related to a recurring Elmo’s World segment. Actually, go watch that instead. Open a new tab, type in “the Banana Channel” and watch that scene. Come back if you liked it.

Okay. That seems like enough for now. I’m working on creating merch via Redbubble, so check back for that. There’s a new DAY SHIFT HOOKERS coming later this week, and it’s the best one yet. Thanks for visiting.